Pandas Gone Wild!

For some strange reason Jono and his friend Josh wanted to be known as the guys who killed all the pandas, yes all of them. So I took it and ran with it and came up with this fake news article:


If you think about it long enough pandas are quite scary. Their cuteness alone is enough to make even the most hardened and reasonable person lose all control. The other day on NBC it was even demonstrated in an outtake reel covering the latest panda "boom" in China that these creatures are not as docile or cuddly as they first appear. Be careful.